L’homme, la force, la puissance

Boeufenair here. You don't want to mess with Boeufenair, Boeufenair is a bad-ass, he'll do you over. Boeufenair is loco, you don't have a chance, any of you. Boeufenair will take your collective bottoms and use your collective ring-pieces as a flag holder for the new flag of Etats Uni de Bouefenmonde. Be warned Boeufenair is branching out into imperialism, Boeufenair is going to take over your small countries and make them into one big country, ruled by Boeufenair. Boeufenair knows no limits. Boeufenair is a maverick, Boeufenair doesn't play by the rules of the UN, Boeufenair fights wars against defenceless nations, Boeufenair flaunts UN trade embargo's, Boeufenair is trading military secrets with Puerto Rico en route to developing the 'Helium Bomb' - meaning whole nations will be talking in squeaky voices for 10 - 15 seconds whenever Boeufenair decides to drop one. These bombs will be fitted with blue paint cannisters to spray the peoples of these lesser nations in a turquoise shade. Coupled with their high pitched whining, Boeufenair will have created a nation of Smurfs for nearly quarter of a minute. When the Armé de Bouef marches into their land these people will not have the courage to offer resistance after their humiliation on the world stage. Boeufenair is a rogue and a tyrant. Bouefenair has skillfully waxed eyebrows.