Piercing the skin of victory

Boeufenair here. Boeufenair's incredible mind-games and physical superiority have broken you down quickly. Boeufenair senses imminent victory in his quest for power. Boeufenair's mastery of Photoshop has led him to create images of all of your vile faces with two extra chins added, these will be dropped in leaflet form over your places of work/schools/local shopping precincts in a bid to win hearts and minds. Once Boeufenair has gained full control of your pitiable country new passports will be issued. Photographs for the Etats Uni de Boeuf passports will be taken whilst you are hanging upside down from a bungee rope naked with the words 'Donner Kebabs' crudely written onto your legs. Anyone wishing to leave the country will need to reenact this photograph at the airport to pass through customs.