Boeufenair here. Today our troops have delivered a resounding victory on the eastern front, we have now taken control of the wedding dress shop. Production has started on new uniforms for the grateful citizens of EUdB. You will all be called individually to be fitted for your new garment, these items will be worn on all the days of the year in which Boeufenair allows you to cover your bodies.
There will be no washing of these new items. Boeufenair will be regularly carrying out checks on the spot to see how many days of wear he believes you to have had out of your garment, punishment for this will involve unpaid work building the set for Boeufenair's stunning adaptation of his first musical 'Um Bongo'. Um Bongo on Ice is a masterpiece in five acts that will trace the history of the most popular soft drink of The Papaland, from it's roots deep in Congo-Brazzaville all the way to it's status as the only fluid permitted in our fine land. Starring popular sportsman John Parrot, Boeufenair has created more compulsory viewing.
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